Alexisonfire : iSOUND.COM™

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Plays: 20728 Views: 27688
Formed: 2001 Official Site: www.theonlybandever.com iSound Site: www.isound.com/alexisonfire Label Site: www.isound.com/label/equalvision

Biography

Friends / Fans

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Total: 190

Sounds Like

Artists:
Endicott
Coheed & Cambria
Boys Night Out
Armor for Sleep
Fear Before the March of Flames
The Snake the Cross the Crown
Matchbook Romance
Strike Anywhere

Genres:
Hardcore
Alternative Rock
Emo-Core

Featured Album

	Watch Out!4.7 Released: 2004

Mp3s

Song	Play	Download	Add to station	Comments	Price	Rating(1-5)	Album
44 Caliber Love Letter			Add to station	Add Comment 3 Comments	Free	4.4	[Single]
Polaroids Of Polar Bears			Add to station	Add Comment 1 Comments	Free	4.5	[Single]
Accidents			Add to station	Add Comment 2 Comments	Free	4.7	[Single]
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Biography

Alexisonfire was the brain child of Helcama von shnowsitz, a reclusive Norwegian doctor. Dr. Helcama had advance knowledge of cloning and test tube human production. One day he grew weary of the constant pressures of the outside world so he drew up plans to make a lethal hit squad of 5 Catholic school girls who would bring down the capitalist regime that had crushed his will to live. But unfortunately during the cloning process he spilled a vile of what is known in the scientific world as AGENT X606.(two parts lysol, one part jack Daniels) into the cloning tanks. This had a drastic effect on his children of destruction. what he thought to be girls were turning into boys. mildly unattractive boys. The first of the lethal creations to gain consciousness was one that was given the name "Dallas", after the successful mid 80's soap opera, a favorite of Dr. Helcamas. Dallas was a mild mannered young man who displayed great skills with the guitar and had a lovely singing voice. The next to emerge was a husky foul mouthed, sarcastic, but highly intelligent young man who was named wade. he instantly took to the guitar as well but he played a much scarier brand of music and instantly corrupted Dallas. The next to come was named Jesse. Jesse was destructive and broke everything around him so Dr Helcama placed him behind a set of drums which he instantly fell in love with. Jesse also had the super power of consuming great quantities of sandwiches and granola bars and never ever gaining weight. A child named George was the next to awaken. George was resentful of the Doctor and refused to play any instruments, instead George took to screaming and yelling. The last child was young Chris. Chris may have been insane.but he also may have been brilliant. Chris played the bass and he seemed to be able to function with out any sleep what so ever. After Dr. Helcama was finished his studies of the boys he thought it would be too risky to unleash them upon the world so he loaded his gun and decided to destroy the boys and any proof of their existence. George became aware of the doctors plans and was the first to strike. The doctor was hog tied and thrown off a bridge never to know that he created the greatest rock band of all time. The group of genetic miscreants decided to start a band. Dallas stepped forth with a name. Since Dallas had no mother he had taken to watching lactating pornography... and thus ALEXISONFIRE, the band, was born.

Source: http://www.theonlybandever.com/bio.asp

Artist Forum


Discussion Topic	Creator
WHAT!!!???? I can not believe no one likes alexisonfire!!! they are really good!!!	xxmusicgurlxx

Replys	Listener
Yes they are..and on Nov 2nd..I will see them.	heyitsyourfuneral
cool	xxMusicGurlxx
everyone chek out the interview with george?	hstisgod
i like them	Epitaph_Angel
i like em. i seen em too at Warped tour haha so awsome	Megs29
That Girl Posessed is one of my fav songs...Theyre so good!	I_Luv_Emo
alexisonfire sucks htey are a disgrace to canada	musicman_m37
No theyre not..Theyre great	I_Luv_Emo
i have just heard from them and they are totally kool! i am from australia and i know u guys produce great music from canada rock on Alexisonfire!	talkativity
i like em :)	rokrgrl
I LOVE ALEXISONFIRE!	talkativity
Alexisonfire is one of those bands that will kick you in the face with emotion, take your mother out for a steak dinner and never call her again, yet you will still adore them	ANdYHaWK
SOOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!! ROCK ON ALEXISONFIRE	talkativity
and yet NONE of you have added them to your friends.....	totaltomboy
i dont know much of yall but they still havnt added me as a friend :( in fact only a couple bands have finally added me. In fact i have a blog bout how bands keep adding me that i dont really know or like or whatever and those who i request to add dont add me :( its sad but i guess bands are busy and get lotsa requests	rokrgrl
i love josh pyke but he wont add me as a friend! boo hoo :(	talkativity
hav u tried sending a msg 2 him??	totaltomboy
Alexisonfire added my band to thier friends which was pretty nice them! i love this band, they inspired my band in so many ways...	pootie990
I thought I was the only cool person who liked this band. But they kick arse. -Liz	CuteWhenYouScream
quote'I can not believe no one likes alexisonfire!!! they are really good!!! ' what someone doesn't like them.. who are they and how can i get to them... beat their faces in!!!!!!	Lizzy_Hedley_Rox
Loads of people can't just confirm true performing of emotions. They would prefer watching some boring mexican serial to listening of , for example, "Rough Hands".. AOF is for minority.	dART