made this for a laugh using fruity loops it's not my kind of thing but i doubt it's anyone elses haha i've written a punk song called News at Ten but we can't seem to agree on the tune to put to it
news at 10
email me at blagpuss@hotmail.com
don't go outside tonight coz you might fuckin die
there's evil cunts outside, ready to take your life
you'll get mugged, and stabbed, and raped, and even bloody shot
so whatever else you do tonight
remember this do not
(chorus) go outside don't go outside
go outside don't go outside
coz you'll get hiv,
or the human equivelent of avian flu
or the plague or cjd
go outside don't go outside
go outside don't go outside
stay inside and you might survive
keep watchin the tv
and we'll keep you updated on when it's safe to breathe
2nd verse
outside your door there's junkies
with needles filled with hiv
so stay at home someone might phone
ave another cup of tea
there's gangs of youths with guns out there
they're fightin in the street
it's not safe do not go out
stay in and watch heartbeat
chorus
3rd verse
99% of accidents happen in the home
it's not safe outside
so lock your doors and die a fucking lone
do not leave your bleedin ouse whatever else you do
or you'll catch hepititus, rigormortis and bird flu
and when you think it's safe enough
we'll think of somethin new
chorus
4th verse
scientist are claimin that were all overweight
but don't go outside for your exercise
stay in and masturbate? (vegetate)?
and if you do decide to go outside
to a nightclub or a bar
keep an eye on your beer
just live in fear
now it's over to andrew marr
chorus
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