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Monday, February 4th, 2008
XD puhlease
Illonois Department
of Transportation's driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way
stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker
saying, "Guns don't kill people, I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no
longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "Hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and
a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be a cock head all day long.
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| Posted By cuteasabutton @ 8:01 PM | [Comment on this blog post] |
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-RebellinEmoxxx-'s comment posted February 5th @ 4:40 AM:
Is this real? |
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cuteasabutton's comment posted February 7th @ 6:05 PM:
chyeaa!
XD |
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Analfuck-fest's comment posted February 7th @ 9:12 PM:
Q: A drunk driver crashes into a house killing a woman in the living room who is at fault?
A: The woman she wasn't in the kitchen. |
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cuteasabutton's comment posted February 8th @ 4:00 AM:
haha
XD
That's good! |
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peanutbuttercup's comment posted March 10th @ 7:36 PM:
this is hi larious did u make this up its awesome
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