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Monday, January 23rd, 2006
"wow, i'm speechless" -the impact kid on ice
*in the impact ship*
billy spunk: wow sir, that was just amazing. i mean....
impact kid: calm down billy, it wasn't that impressive.
henry louder: WOW, I'M SPEECHLESS!
impact kid: if only.....
spitfire: you really knew how to handle yourself back there....
impact kid: thanks, so did you. that was quite an amazing display of flexibility you showed....
spitfire: and quite an impressive display of raw power you showed....
billy spunk: i mean its just, i don't think a person can even dream of witnessing something as amazing as that was sir. i mean a person would be lucky to even read a fight like that one. i mean it was quite possibly the most intense and just truly amazing thing i have ever witnessed or even dreamed of witnessing.
impact kid: alright billy we get it. calm down. at least you got to witness something that amazing and not have it just talked about without no one ever really mentioning what happened.
spitefire: well, shall we talk about how we are going to get your ship out?
impact kid: right. well what do we need?
spitfire: well we're probably gonna need a lot of explosives, and i could use someone that can fight like yourself with me, so maybe a pilot as well. to pilot the ship while you are helping me.
herny louder: I CAN FIGHT TENS TIME BETTER THAN THIS GUY!
impact kid: alright, if he tries to talk again i'm ripping out his throat.
spitfire: henry can you let both of us talk alone please?
herny louder: *nods and leaves room*
impact kid: alright well i know two guys that are the best in explosives and piloting.
spitfire: you wouldn't happen to know where they are, and they wouldn't happen to owe you any favors?
impact kid: they opened up a bed and breakfast about 12 hours west of here, and you are looking at the man that introduced them to the love of their lives.
spitfire: you think their wives will let them come with us?
impact kid: wives?
spitfire: well you said love of their lives i assumed you meant they were married to these women....
impact kid: women?
spitfire: well you said love of their lives.....
impact: yeah, i meant i introduced them to each other....
*end scene*
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