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Friday, May 27th, 2005
drooples
have you ever went to walk and you gots the drooples. well if you have no i-clue what drooples are then please sit on the chair infront of your computer longer. well drooples are when your sock droops over your toes inside your shoe. i find that this bugs the feces out of me and i bet it does to you too. you know some how i have got the feelin you are mighty confused that is why i shall tell thy that your are correct to be confused because I am TOO!!!!!! but you should know that you should never eat peanut butter on days that end in y. for if you do thr big fat jahova's wittness monster will come and kill you.... O hoooohooo that was just like the time i ate lotts and lotts of chillie and farted really loud and it kinda sounded like louie Armstrong. I have too say that there is nothing better than to go home eat some cheese, and feces your heart out . This especialy is helpful if you are bolemic. Did you know that when winter is-a-comin the bears eat dirt and grass. this is because they have to keep all their feces from coming out all over their pretty little caves. But you have to think of what it would be like to be the bear. it would be like uhhh uhhh uhh uhh i have something in my butt the sive of John Carrys head owwwwwwww. Man my sphincta would be red for like 2 months, no joke. i seem like the kind of man to be sick and twisted. i just have Add (atention diarea dissorder) it is so hard, man some times i go and fece like 4 times. I am just playing, i dont i would be achin so bad if that happened. Whenever i get lonely i just cuddle with my little puppet, Rapoopsal. She is goergous. No but seriously, why is there no puppet shows. i get really discouraged. But i seem to have a sunny disposition. I love to eat , feces, and then play my WARWICK. The bass guitar rules. I am sad how Victor Wooten is not on this site he is the best bass player in the world...... EVER! Well t,t,f,n.
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