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Tuesday, September 26th, 2006
Another True Story About Fucc_Doja
Once apon a time in Killer Kansas there was a little wigger named Succ_Blowjob. Nobody at his private school like him. The bitches thought he was a faggot (and they were right). Now Succ_Blowjob would always get beat up for listening to his Spider Joke mixtapes, because everybody at his school listened to faggy goth music.
One day after playing "50 Snitch: Buttfuck" for PS2 he went out and bought a b-b gun with his $50 a week money (he got from his moms). He tryed it out, it really made him feel like 50 Snitch. So one day he thought he'd take revenge on all the people on iSound who didn't like him.
So he knew that he could catch them at a Game concert in The Yay Area. Everybody was there: 3rd Degree, Killa Kenny, Predicate Felonie, and AzN. Succ_Blowjob was on a mission to kill. So he came up behind Killa Kenny and popped him in the head. Killa Kenny was unharmed because it was a goddamn B B Gun. Suddendly 3rd Degree, Killa Kenny, PF, and AnZ pulled out MAC-11s, AKs, 9 mms, 38 snubs, UZI's, and Deer Rifles and started merkin' his ass. There must have been at least 21,000 shots fired.
"G Unit crips save me!" Succ_Blowjob yelled. Then at least 30 metrosexual wiggers led by Spider Joke marched in with squirt guns and water balloons. They sprayed 3rd Degree with the water, but PF, Kenny, AzN, and 3rd blasted them all back to the suburbs. 3rd Degree walked over to the lifeless body of Succ_Blowjob and pissed on it.
THE END
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