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Monday, February 5th, 2007
Worst Rappers Of 2006
*not in any order*
1. Yung Joc- this man is one of the reason hip hop is dead. I remember when the meet me in the club it's going down came out, everyone was singing it (execpt me). All the beats I've heard of his is straight up garbage and the lyrics are equally garbage.
2. Rick Ross- This big fat motherfucker can't even make his shits rhyme. I don't know why the fuck Jeezy and Jay-Z got on the "Hustling" remix. It's not hard to rhyme, but I guess this Pork Of Maimi spent more time in McDonalds than in the studio.
3. Lil' Boosie- I think Trina has more bass in her voice than this 5-year-old sounding motherfucker. Why doesn't he ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM his wack ass into preschool before he grabs a mic.
4. Dem Francise Boys- This was the first faggor ass snap track song I heard. I hated it as soon as one of those weak ass rappers got on the track. I used to like that White T shit they did back in '04 but this shit is probably some of the worst rhymes since MC Hammer.
5. D4L- Worst rap group since g unit. Their beats are fuckin wack and simple and their lyrics are that of a 6 year old just learing how to spell. Laffy Taffy was some of the wackest shit ever. One day i was bored so I remade the beat on FL Studio and a cheap synth. It took me 1:47, I counted.
6. Fat Joe- Whatever happened to Joey Crack? He was sweet in the 90s and early 00s, but when I heard "Make it rain" on a promo CD I got at CD Connection for free when I bought a Game mixtape and a Sheek Louch CD, I thought I was gonna pop out the CD and throw it out of my window into oncoming traffic.
7. Three 6 Mafia- I've never liked this collection of weak MCs since they dissed Bone Thugs in the 90s. And that side to side joint sealed their fate as one of the wackest rap groups in history. When I heard that D12 recorded a track with them for their new CD AND PROOF WAS GONNA BE ON IT, I thought about driving up to Detroit and slapping Kon Artist and stealing his beats for my new mixtape.
8. Kevin Federline- 'nuff said.
9. Killa Kenny (isound)- Even though I'm cool with dude and do all his beats, he's wack as fuck, real talk. Purple Haze is a beat I made in about 5 minutes and said "here killa kenny you can jump on it."
yeah that was the worst rappers of 2006.
Posted By 3rd_Degree_the_CHOZN_1 @ 2:51 PM | Comments: 1 |
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Tuesday, September 26th, 2006
Another True Story About Fucc_Doja
Once apon a time in Killer Kansas there was a little wigger named Succ_Blowjob. Nobody at his private school like him. The bitches thought he was a faggot (and they were right). Now Succ_Blowjob would always get beat up for listening to his Spider Joke mixtapes, because everybody at his school listened to faggy goth music.
One day after playing "50 Snitch: Buttfuck" for PS2 he went out and bought a b-b gun with his $50 a week money (he got from his moms). He tryed it out, it really made him feel like 50 Snitch. So one day he thought he'd take revenge on all the people on iSound who didn't like him.
So he knew that he could catch them at a Game concert in The Yay Area. Everybody was there: 3rd Degree, Killa Kenny, Predicate Felonie, and AzN. Succ_Blowjob was on a mission to kill. So he came up behind Killa Kenny and popped him in the head. Killa Kenny was unharmed because it was a goddamn B B Gun. Suddendly 3rd Degree, Killa Kenny, PF, and AnZ pulled out MAC-11s, AKs, 9 mms, 38 snubs, UZI's, and Deer Rifles and started merkin' his ass. There must have been at least 21,000 shots fired.
"G Unit crips save me!" Succ_Blowjob yelled. Then at least 30 metrosexual wiggers led by Spider Joke marched in with squirt guns and water balloons. They sprayed 3rd Degree with the water, but PF, Kenny, AzN, and 3rd blasted them all back to the suburbs. 3rd Degree walked over to the lifeless body of Succ_Blowjob and pissed on it.
THE END
Posted By 3rd_Degree_the_CHOZN_1 @ 9:29 AM | Comments: 0 |
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Friday, August 25th, 2006
A true story about: fucc doja part 2
then fucc_doja walked down 3rd Degree's street, 3rd Degree reconized him because he was wearing a tight pink G Unit T and G unit booty shorts and gay pink ass G unit shoes.
3rd Degree pulled out an AK and blasted his ass back to Kansas. fucc_doja was super pissed off at 3rd Degree so he started talkin shit about him and now fucc_doja fears for his life!
Written By 3rd Degree.
Posted By 3rd_Degree_the_CHOZN_1 @ 9:21 AM | Comments: 1 |
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Friday, August 25th, 2006
A true story aboutfucc_doja
Once apon a time in kansas there was a little boy named fucc_doja. One day 50 Cent and G Unit came to town and he went to their concert. He instantly fell in love with 50 Cent. So fucc_doja caught 50 and Yayo after the concert and asked for an autograph. But 50 wanted more than just an autograph, he wanted something way more.
The three of them walked back to 50's dressing room and stripped naked. 50 Cent started suckin' fucc_doja's dick and yayo fucked him in the ass. They all skeeted at the same time and they started up again. After they finsihed the ass rape and dick sucking fucc_doja went home.
Then fucc_doja went on his computer and started talkin shit about real rap music because he still had 50 come in his mouth. So fucc_doja took a trip to Dayton, Ohio because 50 was playing there. And fucc_doja was
Posted By 3rd_Degree_the_CHOZN_1 @ 9:15 AM | Comments: 1 |
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