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Sunday, March 19th, 2006
ACID REFLUX
at this moment in time, i find there to be no soorow or pettyness in my life. It was once said, that to be gifted is to beseech a miracle that is non returnable by god, i infact feel this to be true and live with it in my everyday life. Now i feel on this site, we are in constant turmoil with each other. I find that why do we do such things and why do we further act on the defensive. Well i am just a mere man, and can not explain everything, but then again who can? So as i sit here writing this blog that somehow has a purpose or meaning, i am at peace. A peace that throughout the ages can be heard as a wisper, a knawing sensation at the back of the mind, that until now might not be reveiled to you. But to all the who read this, i bid the a great day of happiness and serenity. For in time it will be a good thing to love again and not be afraid of consiquences or if you will be liked afterwards. That is why all i can say is love, and you will be loved by many. And do be a significant and do something for someone that has done much for you. Like your parents or the earth. But on this day, it is important to remember there is one who will and does love you eternilly and that one person or almighty. Is GOD. 
Posted By Captain_Feces @ 3:16 PM | Comments: 0 |
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Friday, May 27th, 2005
drooples
have you ever went to walk and you gots the drooples. well if you have no i-clue what drooples are then please sit on the chair infront of your computer longer. well drooples are when your sock droops over your toes inside your shoe. i find that this bugs the feces out of me and i bet it does to you too. you know some how i have got the feelin you are mighty confused that is why i shall tell thy that your are correct to be confused because I am TOO!!!!!! but you should know that you should never eat peanut butter on days that end in y. for if you do thr big fat jahova's wittness monster will come and kill you.... O hoooohooo that was just like the time i ate lotts and lotts of chillie and farted really loud and it kinda sounded like louie Armstrong. I have too say that there is nothing better than to go home eat some cheese, and feces your heart out . This especialy is helpful if you are bolemic. Did you know that when winter is-a-comin the bears eat dirt and grass. this is because they have to keep all their feces from coming out all over their pretty little caves. But you have to think of what it would be like to be the bear. it would be like uhhh uhhh uhh uhh i have something in my butt the sive of John Carrys head owwwwwwww. Man my sphincta would be red for like 2 months, no joke. i seem like the kind of man to be sick and twisted. i just have Add (atention diarea dissorder) it is so hard, man some times i go and fece like 4 times. I am just playing, i dont i would be achin so bad if that happened. Whenever i get lonely i just cuddle with my little puppet, Rapoopsal. She is goergous. No but seriously, why is there no puppet shows. i get really discouraged. But i seem to have a sunny disposition. I love to eat , feces, and then play my WARWICK. The bass guitar rules. I am sad how Victor Wooten is not on this site he is the best bass player in the world...... EVER! Well t,t,f,n.
Posted By Captain_Feces @ 5:40 PM | Comments: 0 |
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Monday, March 28th, 2005
bad or old cheese
Man the other day i ate some really bad cheese. I fecied for a wile then i felt better. O ya then i had some Fruity pebbles.
Posted By Captain_Feces @ 2:16 PM | Comments: 7 |
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