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Monday, September 4th, 2006
steve irwin
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Posted By givethe_bitch_abiscuit @ 2:42 AM | Comments: 0 |
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Sunday, September 3rd, 2006
dumped
Jon dumped me a week ago. which i'm a little unhappy about. it's not fun. we've been together for the past four months and i got used to the thought that there was a guy out there who thought i was pretty and wanted to spend time with me. and then i find out that he doesn't want to spend any time with me any more. sucks. but oh well. i was never meant to be in a relationship anyway. i like my freedom. his stated reason for breaking up with me was that our relationship didn't have an emotional connection. well to my mind we could have fixed that if we talked about it. but it was hard to have a conversation when he was constantly involved in all that homoerotic shit with alex. it was wrong i tell you, wrong. there are certain things a straight guy with a girlfriend is not meant to do with other guys. and according to laura, alex said to jon that it must have been hard for him to break up with me, seeing as how i let him do whatever he wants to do to me.
that makes me sound like such a slut. it's bullshit this. we never had sex, so what's the deal? what kind of reputation do i have then?
i feel a little sorry for alex though, seeing as how no chick would seriously like him. well i suppose there's a girl out there for him, but if i were her i'd run far far away. he said to me that he was actually jealous of jon and i, that the only relationship he'd ever been in "went nowhere. slowly." well in the end jon and i didn't have all the necessary ingredients for a good relationship. maybe i spent too much time observing him and he never got to know me well enough. maybe i tried to hard, maybe i didn't try hard enough. and maybe, in the end, it's not my fault. if i went back, started again, i could have kept him. but i may have lost myself.
Posted By givethe_bitch_abiscuit @ 3:00 AM | Comments: 6 |
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Saturday, July 29th, 2006
emo hair
cor now i look like an emo IT'S MEANT TO BE PURPLE NOT RED! and there's black in it too. cor.
Posted By givethe_bitch_abiscuit @ 10:14 PM | Comments: 2 |
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Wednesday, June 21st, 2006
marks
German - A
English - A
Business - C
Maths - C
HPE - D
Science - D
woot an A for German. I was worried that i wasn't going to pass! Jaqui was telling me that there was no way that i was going to pass because i didn't study and i don't pay attention in class. And then i get back my tests and i've got all A's and A+'s and i glanced over at her C-. take that bitch.
English i did good, for someone who doesn't normally do any work at home.
Business all my stuff was overdue and the maximum mark i could get was a C so tis all good.
Maths i did no work at all in class or at home. my teacher took on a "learn if you can be bothered" approach. So i had a little bit of trouble with the tests as i didn't know any of the formulas. on that last test, out of 41 possible marks, i got 20 1/2. so only just scraped in.
HPE there were three assignments for and i did none of them, so three E's and for the prac stuff it was all C's. so makes sense. maybe next time i'll actually do the work! nah, just kidding.
Science i actually have a chance to get a C if i do this one assignment, but it has to be in on Friday and i've decided to wag. So i'll fail that and my parents will be very unhappy with a nice little D
Posted By givethe_bitch_abiscuit @ 4:48 AM | Comments: 1 |
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Monday, June 19th, 2006
mmm
i smell fresh bread. is there anything in the world that smells better when you are hungry? mmm... breathing in and out... bread...
Posted By givethe_bitch_abiscuit @ 2:19 AM | Comments: 1 |
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Sunday, June 18th, 2006
how to blog
Be timeless… write posts that will be readable in a year.
Don’t write about your cat, your boyfriend or your kids.
Be snarky. Write nearly libelous things about fellow bloggers, daring them to respond (with links back to you) on their blog.
Be sycophantic. Share linklove and expect some back.
Answer your email.
Encourage your readers to subscribe by RSS.
Start at the beginning and take your readers through a months-long education.
Include comments so your blog becomes a virtual water cooler that feeds itself.
Assume that every day is the beginning, because you always have new readers.
Keep tweaking your template to make it include every conceivable bell or whistle.
Write about blogging.
Digest the good ideas of other people, all day, every day.
Invent a whole new kind of art or interaction.
Write about a never-ending parade of different topics so you don’t bore your readers.
Post on weekends, because there are fewer new posts.
Edit yourself. Ruthlessly.
Don’t promote yourself and your business or your books or your projects at the expense of the reader’s attention.
Be patient.
Give credit to those that inspired, it makes your writing more useful.
Don’t be boring.
Write stuff that people want to read and share.
where i got it from
Posted By givethe_bitch_abiscuit @ 5:49 AM | Comments: 0 |
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Sunday, June 18th, 2006
Totally True Tidbits About Australia
As Frank J. briefly mentioned, Australia was actually Britain's first attempt at a penal colony. What he didn't mention was that they stopped using it once they discovered that it was a lot cheaper to ship people off to Ireland and just steal their potatoes until they got so depressed that they emigrated to America and became crooked cops. Frank also forgot to mention these other:
TOTALLY TRUE TIDBITS ABOUT AUSTRALIA
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* Australia is sometimes referred to as the "island continent". This is not exactly true, as it is actually connected to Asia by a series of underwater tunnels constructed by Aquaman prior to starting his so-called crime-fighting "career".
* Australia was originally a British penal colony for exiled thieves and murderers. It is not to be confused with France, which was originally a British penal colony for the cowardly and annoying.
* Australia eventually outgrew its shady past and evolved into a modern civilized nation. France has yet to make that particular leap.
* The basic unit of Australian currency is giant cans of beer, which explains why Australian men have gargantuan arm muscles.
* Australia is known for its vast, wooly herds of opals.
* It's also known for its many sheep mining operations.
* The kangaroo is a pouched marsupial native to Australia. Most women own them for storage purposes, since purses are illegal in Australia.
* Rabbits are considered a pest in Australia. Although somewhat cute and fuzzy, they tend to wander the country in packs, destroying everything in sight, and pooping everywhere with no respect for property rights, much like American hippies.
* The central portion of Australia is a dry, barren wasteland containing nothing of interest. Think of it as the real-world equivalent of an "Air America" broadcast day.
* The Prime Minister of Australia is John Howard, and not, as most Americans assume, Steve Irwin. The confusion IS understandable, since Howard keeps a pair of crocodiles chained to the throne of terrorist skulls upon which he sits.
* Contrary to a popular American stereotype, most Australians do NOT wear hats decorated with crocodile teeth or sell Subarus. That was just a phase Paul Hogan went through before he found Goth.
* Dingoes are wild dogs native to Australia, and shouldn't be confused with Ding-Dongs, which have less hair, and more cream filling.
* Koala bears, also native to Australia, may look cute and cuddly, but they are actually very dangerous. If you see one, don't make any sudden moves - just give him your wallet and hope he doesn't hurt you.
* Australians are strong, loyal, trustworthy, and fierce fighters. If for some unimaginable reason you don't own a gun, consider carrying an Australian in your holster instead.
* A platypus is an odd-looking creature that appears to be a cross between a duck and a beaver. They live primarily in water and to confuse biologists.
* Ayers' Rock is an incredibly huge rock that... well... it... um... that is... er... uh... anyway, it's really big, so don't make it angry.
* But the best thing about Australians is that they have a great sense of humor. Even if some stupid American comes along and pokes a little good-natured fun at them they'll just laugh and [WHACK!] OW! MY NOSE!
Posted By givethe_bitch_abiscuit @ 5:40 AM | Comments: 3 |
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Wednesday, June 14th, 2006
school
i have six subjects per semester. this semester they have been Maths, English, Business, HPE, German and my not-so-favourite, Science. but hey, at least i think i'll pass german. and possibly scrape a c for maths. english, well, i didn't exactly hand that one assignment in, but she never noticed so i can pretend she lost it or something. business, well if i passed that i'll go to church at last. well, no, actually i won't. HPE i almost certainly failed, i didn't do any of the assignments and i'm not quite enough of a sports star to make up for that. Science, i failed. simply and surely i failed.
my father will be disappointed with me once again, as will my mother. not that it matters to me... much...
Posted By givethe_bitch_abiscuit @ 5:01 AM | Comments: 0 |
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Sunday, June 11th, 2006
restaurant
it's been another one of those days where i sit at home and do nothing. hmm... went to a vietnamese restaurant on friday and the waiter was on speed or something. my stepmother dropped her chopsticks and he wouldn't let her pick them up, he said "nononononoigetityousitdownmyfriend". very fast talker. dad was ordering and he's like "we'll have ...." and the waiter goes "andandandandand" and dad orders the second thing and this time it's "andandandandandandand" etc. what's that stuff that looks like porridge? tapioca or something, how do you spell it?
Posted By givethe_bitch_abiscuit @ 8:56 PM | Comments: 0 |
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Sunday, June 11th, 2006
today I...
i haven't been outside the house at all today. i woke up and slept in for as long as i could before i got screamed at, and then i came downstairs and turned on the computer. i listened to AC/DC and Guns n' Roses and ate maccaroni and cheese. today is the 28th, which means i have now been going out with Jon for an entire month. that's my longest relationship in about nine years. depressing thought. I'm browsing google for pictures of Chairman Mao. god knows why. i am extremely bored. someone please kill me. nah just give me something to do. it's kind of cold down here.
Posted By givethe_bitch_abiscuit @ 8:56 PM | Comments: 0 |
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Sunday, June 11th, 2006
again and again
it's been another wasted weekend. i have to stop these from happening. i need to ring my friends or SOMETHING. i went through all my music on my computer yesterday and made one folder with the songs that i can't live without. then i burnt them on to a CD. a couple were illegal downloads but remember these are songs i CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT. i'll buy the albums once i get myself some money. i'm kinda broke at the moment. i still have my little piggy bank which must have almost two hundred dollars in it by now but i told myself that i am not going to take any money out of it at all. it's for the new guitar i will be buying some time in the very distant future. i've been saving since christmas... not the one we just had.. the one before that. it's been too long. i'm afraid that i'll crack and buy something.
Posted By givethe_bitch_abiscuit @ 8:54 PM | Comments: 0 |
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Saturday, June 3rd, 2006
cartoons
http://www.girlonthetube.com/ it's cartoons and stuff.
Posted By givethe_bitch_abiscuit @ 9:04 PM | Comments: 0 |
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Sunday, May 28th, 2006
blog
blog blog blog
nothing happening in the life of me that I feel is worth writing about. and is probably not worth your attention either. but thanks for coming here and wasting your own time!
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