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| Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
PREGNANT (BABY NAMES)
hey whats up every one im 23 weeks pregnant and its a boy im decideing between two names could you tell me what you think ???
EZEKIEL LEE SHEAR JR
JOSEPH JAMES SHEAR
Posted By sexy_babe451 @ 1:08 PM | Comments: 0 |
| Saturday, March 25th, 2006
~POEMS~
POEM # 1
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass
POEM # 2
Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
POEM # 3
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
POEM # 4
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.
POEM # 5
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
POEM # 6
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
POEM # 7
Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.
POEM # 8
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration
POEM # 9
Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of shit!
POEM # 10
If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!
POEM # 11
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!
Posted By sexy_babe451 @ 2:36 PM | Comments: 0 |
| Friday, January 6th, 2006
~MEANING OF KISSES~
THE CONSTITUTION OF LOVE CODE
If you love someone, show them and say so!
STATEMENT
If a kiss is the language of love,then we have a lot to talk about.
METHODS OF LOVE
Kiss on the ear= "I'm horny"
Kiss on the cheek= "We're Friends"
Kiss on the hand= "I Adore You"
Kiss on the sholder= "I Want You"
Kiss on the lips= "I Love You"
Holding hands= "We Can Learn To Love Each Other"
A wink= "Lets Get It On"
slap on the butt= "Watch Out"
playing with the ear= "I Cant Live With Out You"
Arm around the waist= "I Love You To Much To Let Go
Pulling hair on head= "Tell Me You Love Me"
Looking into each otheres eyes= "Let's Get Romantic"
Holding on tight= "Don't Let Go"
ADVICE
If you are kissing some one, close you eyes. Its not nice to stare!
Posted By sexy_babe451 @ 11:02 AM | Comments: 1 |
| Friday, December 23rd, 2005
MEN - No offense intended!
You Gotta Love Men
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
These are good.
Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ....... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ....... Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ....... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ....... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ....... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ....... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like . Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like . Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like . .. Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
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God Bless America
Land That We Love
Posted By sexy_babe451 @ 1:36 PM | Comments: 0 |
| Friday, December 23rd, 2005
~*~*L0VE~* Quiz~*~*
1. To yourself, say the name of the only
guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
within the next week and say it to your self 6
times!!
3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
yourself 9 times!!!
4. Think of something that you want to happen
between you and that 1special person and say
it to your self 12 times!!!
5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
you scroll down focus and
concentrate on it and think on nothing
else but that wish.
Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll
get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out with
that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
life.....forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend......ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....you only
have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
know and keep it going! e
I didn't write this, so don't look at me. I was just doing
everybody a favor and passing it on. Now you do the same
Posted By sexy_babe451 @ 1:30 PM | Comments: 1 |
| Friday, December 23rd, 2005
~*BITCHOLOGY*~
BITCHOLOGY
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When
I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind,
think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.
Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart
It means I live my life MY way.
It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.
When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch.
The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being
everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the
courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't
become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.
I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there
is nothing wrong with that!
So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash
every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that
makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.
B = Babe
I = In
T = Total
C = Control of
H = Herself
B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman
B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything
"If you can't do something right, get a woman to do it."
Thank you,
Posted By sexy_babe451 @ 1:17 PM | Comments: 0 |
| Sunday, October 9th, 2005
ThE hOtTiE tEsT!!!!
The Hottie Test
Okay, get a piece of paper, and number it 1-8! Don't look down at the answers or it won't work!!!!
1. What color are your eyes?
2. Do you have long, medium, or short hair?
3. Is your hair blonde, brown, red, or black?
4. Do you want an outside wedding, or one in a church?
5. Would you rather have a dog, cat, or bird?
6. Do you like red roses, or white?
7. What's your favorite color out of silver, blue, or yellow?
8. Pick a number (1-10)
*~*~* Now Make 2 wishes*~*~*
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
~*~*Now the Results*~*~
Eye Color!
green- creative
blue- strong
brown- active
hazel- energetic
gray- quiet
Hair Length!
long- smart, but act wild
medium- Your a CUTIE!!
short- fun to be around
Hair Color!
blonde- cutie!~ very fun to be around
brown- crazy~ but people luv ya!
red- funny and out-going
black- energetic
Wedding Options!
outside- very romantic!
in a church- traditional
Animal!
dog- sporty
cat- sensitive
bird- loud!
Rose Color!
red- sensitive and romantic!
white- peaceful, and loving!
Color!
silver- popular~ you act before you think!
blue- cutie! you are sweet!
yellow- awesome~you are very outgoing!
Number!
Whatever number you pick is how many times you will fall in love before you get married. And it's how many minutes you have to forward this to people!
Wishes
Send to 1-2 people- no wishes will come true!
Send to 3-5 people- your wishes will come true in a few months!
Send to 6-10 people- your wishes will come true in a few weeks!
Send to 11-15 people- your wishes will come true in a few days!
Posted By sexy_babe451 @ 6:19 PM | Comments: 6 |
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