About dlabakalittlearyanbastards
The Birth of dL*A*B. The band came about in a strange but ironic fashion. There we where sitting together in Milliways the bar at the end of the universe enjoying life and just being EOMS. What are EOMS, well we like to call ourselves Enlightened Open Minded Skeptics. It was November 12th 2004, the 66th anniversary of Kristallnacht ”The night of broken glass”. We EOMS usually like to talk history, music and sports when we get together but on this night current events was the theme. The Cipher had its usual advocates myself EWOL, Evan, Mark, SEBO, Chris and Rolf. We where discussing the rise of fascism in Saxon region of Germany. We all pretty much agreed that the unemployment rate in Germany was the main contributing factor for the Re-emergence of this malady. What would make an individual practice vivid stupidity we asked ourselves? The answer was the lack of knowledge of self. Our generation consists of the haves and I want more! The generation that has been deemed X, but can’t compute the variables of why. It was time for the intellectually endowed to bow to the emotional IQ! We decided to form Little Aryan Bastards on the basis of humility through race pride. We would no longer tolerate Anyone who had lost pride in the human race as a whole!! And no matter what ethnic background, You came from we are all ambassadors of the human race. We decided we wouldn’t preach or try And teach, we would ask questions and wait for answers. Who would we pose these questions too? Anyone that was willing to listen to our music. So who are these Little Aryan Bastards? We are the artists whose life decays from stagnation. We are the ones who wed the music to tackle the crowd. It is said no matter how freezer burned the flesh is we will continue to indulge. We are the Apostles from the Darth Vader church who have been branded Prophets of Rage. And we will continue to Incorporate Driving people to the brink of a Head Crash because we are a Synthetic Plaque. Whole scene deep homies it’s the end of April and No lesson has been Learned the Little Aryan Bastards are about to check you into rehab!! We apologize for kicking Jones for letting his sperm birds fly, we just had to realize we are all Hyperactive Zombies. L*A*B consist of. EWOL- Lead Vocals Rolf- Lead Guitars Dennis-Bass
Michael-Guitar back up vocals
Drums-Monster Mike Ryan
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