1. WEAR OLD CLOTHES FROM THE THRIFT STORE.
2. IN ALL YOUR PICTURES, LOOK AWAY FROM THE CAMERA.
3. IF YOU ARE A BOY, USE YOUR SISTER'S MAKEUP ON YOUR EYES.
4. IF YOU ARE A FEMALE, CUT YOUR HAIR SHORT LIKE A DYKE.
5. ALWAYS BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!! I MEAN THIS.
6. LISTEN TO GAY EMO "POST-HARDCORE" BANDS, THERES TONS TO CHOOSE FROM.
7. GET DARK RIMMED GLASSES
8. BOYS, WEAR A SHIRT THATS TWO SIZES TOO SMALL TO LOOK BUFF.
9. BOYS, ALSO WEAR TIGHT PANTS AND WELCOME HOMOSEXUAL'S ADVANCES.
10. JUST BE A GAY EMO LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IT'S JUST A FAD!23426.0540455187