"Like Hendrix with mental health issues..."
Formed in 2005 when three extremely weird persons of the musical variety had a sudden mental spasm and thought what a marvellous idea it would be to create the greatest band in the world with amazing pyrotechnics, dancing beavers, singing squirrels & cart wheeling donkeys, ALL ON STAGE to the sound of some blisteringly good rock ‘n’ roll… That was until the squirrels caught fire, the donkey combusted and the dancing beavers succumbed to their heroin addictions, leaving the instigators of this crazed, animal debauchery puzzled and with an audience in front of them covered in donkey guts...
Thus Heavy Mama came out of the ashes of 35 previously singing squirrels to deliver the greatest rock and roll music you may never hear in your life… Why? Animal rights activists are still after them and they are considered extremely dangerous around anything with a pulse. You have been warned...
Heavy Mama is the fine collective talents of:
The Riffmeister General, Robbie Hill: Voice of Reason, Intergalactic Space Lord & wanted for shocking displays of public guitar masturbation… (On his days off from the band, Robbie enjoys setting things on fire... his other hobbies include killing bats and tearfully trying to revive them...)
The Sensational Stephen Kirk: Drums, Monarch of the Afro & Receiver of Russian Radio Signals. (Apparently, he has the bones of the Elephant man in his cupboard. Why? He thinks they are “pretty”...)
The Reverend of Rhythm,
Steven ‘Sinister’ Adamson: Harbinger of Boom, Pretender to the Throne of Kong & worshipped by many as the Space Pope... (He doesn’t have the heart to tell them that the Space Pope is actually Bryan Ferry... All Hail Bryan Ferry - The Master of the Haircut!)
Special thanx and spanks to Heavy Bazza - our sound guy. He makes us sound good and we pay him in pancakes. This way, everyones happy!!! |
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