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Born: 1975 07 11
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| Kimberly Denise Jones born in 1980 and raised in Brooklyn, Newyork. As a young child Kim danced around her apartment and won medals that she was gifted in. She won medals through the "Colgate Woman's Games Compition". While attending the Queens of All Saints Catholic School |
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Kimberly Denise Jones born in 1980 and raised in Brooklyn, Newyork. As a young child Kim danced around her apartment and won medals that she was gifted in. She won medals through the "Colgate Woman's Games Compition". While attending the Queens of All Saints Catholic School in Fort Green, Brooklyn. Kim grew up as a tomboy, hanging out with her cousins and brother. When Kim's parents divorced, her mother was not financialy set and they lived in and out of cars and on couches. Shorly after her father got custody of her and her brother. One day during an argument Kim's father called her a "Bitch", then that cut's her to "Hard Core". Kim and her father ended up fighting. As he sits on the couch bleeding because Kim stabed him with some scissors. One night Kim's friends take her to a night club and this apperance introduces her to the "Skimpy" outfit wearing habit. One afternoon when Kim was walking home from her job at Bloomingdales store, she ran into Christopher"B.I.G" Wallace sitting on top of a garbage can and they started a conversation and he said that Kim had talent. B.I.G and kim hooked up and slept together on his twin bed in the corner of his mother's small apartment. When Biggie married faith in '92 this torminted Kim just as his death in '97. In '99 the first project on "Queen Bee" records was released (which causes her to push back her album). Mary J. Blige and Lil' Kim are models for M.C.A.'s new lipstick, Viva Glam III. Lil Kim has come so far since 1980. She has done songs with Mary J, Lil Cease, Red man, Method Man, Carl Thomas, new commer Lil' Shanice and more on the new CD. It's da SHIT, ya dig? (Check out the Video, " Don't Matter What People Say." With apperances from Mary J., Missy, Jenny Lopez, Puff Daddy, Methos Man, Red Man, Lil Cease and more. Keep Ya Head up Kimmy. Ya #1 Fan Jessica (stage name CAPRI)
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PENISBARD IS A FUCKING RACIST
LOOK WHAT HE WORTE!!!!
'What do you call African engineering?
A Nigger-rig!
What is the best way to blow a gang-nigger?
Pack his fat lips full of gunpowder and
light
his AFRO on fire!
How do you tell if a gangbanger is well
hung?
When you can't get more than two fingers
between the rope and it's neck.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and
a
gorilla?
A real stupid gorilla!
How do you stop 5 niggers from raping a
white
woman?
Toss the apes a basketball or shoot them!
Why are all niggers so fast?
Because all the slow ones are in jail.
Why did they only count 500,000 niggers at
the million man march?
Forgot to look in the trees.
What do niggers and apples have in common?
Both look dammed good hanging from trees!
What's the difference between dog shit
and
niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and
quits stinking.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a
briefcase?
Branch manager.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
What do you get when you cross a retard with
a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link
fence.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and
a
spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.
Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Why don't nigger kids play in the
sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.
What do you call an apartment full of
niggers?
A COON-dominium.
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back
yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle
on his head?
A quarter-pounder.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and
a
chink?
A ape that eats a hell of a lot of rice.
How do you get 20 niggers into the backseat
of a Yugo?
Toss in a welfare check!
What is always the best way to look at a
gangster nigger?
Through a rifle scope!
What was missing from the million man march?
30 miles of chain and an auctioneer.
How do u save a drowning nigger?
You don't.
What do u throw a drowning nigger?
Wife and kids.
How do u drown a nigger?
Pop his lip.
Why do niggers have upturned pig noses?
That’s where God held them when he painted
them.
Why are their no niggers in the cartoon the
Flintstones?
Because they were still monkeys at that
time.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and
a
wetback?
A monkey that speaks spanish.
Why did the nigger cross the road?
To sell crack to the children at the other
school.
What did the 13 yr. old nigger whore say
while screwing?
Get off me daddy your crushing my
cigarettes!
Why do gangbangers call European-Americans
whitey?
Because that’s the last sound they hear as
whitey runs them over!
What do you get when you cross a nigger and
a
jew?
A mulatto conman.
Whats the difference between good niggers
and
bad niggers?
Good niggers are locked up in the medium
security prison.
What’s a real good way to kill a nigger?
Toss a bucket of chicken into the middle of
the freeway!
Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for
putting pubes on their heads! -igor
Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips!
Why was white chocolate invented?
So nigger kids could get messy too!
What do you call a niggers car?
A 'blood vessel'.
What do you call 1,000 niggers going down a
hill?
A mudslide!
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run fast!
Why is there no black Miss America pageant?
Nobody want's to be Ms. Idaho!
What do you get when you cross a nigger and
a
gorilla?
A dumb gorilla!
What do you call a nigger having sex?
Rape!
How many polacks does it take to clean a
bathroom?
None, it's a niggers job!
White folks aren't racist . .
. . we've all got colored TV's!
Why do niggers hate asperin?
Because it's white and it works!
A nigger walks into a bar and says,
"Yo! Where do all the homies
hang?". The bartender says,
"out there", pointing to a
tree
in the back.
What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger
strike?
An Ethiopian!
How many niggers does it take a shingle a
roof?
It depends how thin you slice them!
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why don't nigger babies play in
sandboxes?
Cats keep trying to bury them!
What do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane
heading back to Africa?
A good start!
What do you call a nigger hiding in the
woods?
A brown recluse!
What do you call a black bowling ball?
A nigger egg.
What did God say when he made the first
nigger?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head!
What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an
auctioneer!
What do Confederates do on the New Year?
Shoot niggers with roman candles and throw
Confetti!
How do you get a nigger to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it!
How do you keep a nigger bitch pleased?
Give her some fried chicken!
What happened when the Nigger looked up his
family tree?
A gorilla shat on his face!
What do you call a busload of niggers going
off a cliff
with one empty seat?
A crying shame!
What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom
of the sea?
A good start!
What did God say when he made the first
nigger?
Oops! Burnt another one!
Why haven't any niggers died from West
Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies
do!
How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Use more napalm!
What’s the best way to keep gangbangers out
of your backyard?
Hang one in the front yard!
What do you get when you cross a nigger and
a
faggot?
African shitdick.
What should you do if you accidentally run
over a nigger?
Throw the truck into reverse!
How many niggers does it take to roof a
house?
8 if you cut the apes just right!
Why do whites shop at nigger yard sales?
To get back their possessions.
What is the safest place to be during a
nigger-riot?
At work because Niggers are lazy!
What do you call 4 niggers at the bottom of
the ocean?
Pollution!
What do you call 40,000 niggers at the
bottom
of the ocean?
solution!
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone
booth?
All of them.
How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.
How many niggers does it take to pave a
driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.
When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard
education?
Nigger.
Why don't nigger women wear panties to
picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.
Why does Alabama have niggers and California
have earthquakes?
California got first pick.
Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie
rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it
has a happy ending.
What is the difference between a white owl
and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who,"
a
black owl goes, "Who dat? Who
dat?"
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare
check.
What is black, white, and rolls off the end
of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a
chicken wing.
Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of
their lives
dodging a coat hanger.
Do you remember the nigger family on the
Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!
Did you hear about the nigger that thought
he
was bleeding to death?
Turns out he just had diarrhea.
What do you call two nigger cops on
motorcycles?
Chocolate chips.
Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.
Why do niggers like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.
What has four legs and a black arm?
A happy pitbull.
How do you know if a nigger is well hung?
If you can't fit your finger between his
neck and the noose.
How is a nigger like a broken gun?
It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
What do you call 5 niggers hanging from a
tree?
A Mississippi wind chime.
Why did the nigger cross the road?
Who the fuck cares why is he out of the
cotton field?
What do you call a white man surrounded by
100 niggers?
Warden.
Do you know why flies have wings?
So they can get away from the niggers.
How do you baby-sit a baby nigger?
Wet the animals lips and stick it to a
window!
How many niggers does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
One to hold it in the socket and wait for
the
world to revolve around him.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and
a
indian?
An Alcoholic chimp.
What is tattooed inside every niggers lip?
inflate to 80 P.S.I.!
What is the difference between an old nigger
bitch and a elephant?
About twenty pounds!
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick! -joe
Why do niggers always have sex on their
minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo
What does Pontiac stand for?
Pool Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby nigger who went to heaven and
got his wings? He said, "God! Look!
I'm an angel!", and God said,
"No you stupid nigger! You're a
bat, now eff off!"
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends
'till my dad sold them!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player
have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods!
-ashmoor
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray
painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars!
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the
winter?
They're easier to spot!
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger!
What happened to the nigger who had an
abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!
-tim
Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to
picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken!
-michael
What's the difference between a truck
full
of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling
balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling
balls with a pitchfork!
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale shit!
Why do niggers call white people
"honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they
get hit! -davey
What do they do with dead niggers in
California?
Gut them to make wetsuits!
Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so
many niggers?
L.A. had first choice!
What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Against All Caucasian People
What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People -Brando
Why do police dogs lick their asses so much?
To get the taste of nigger out of their
mouths!
What do niggers say while having sex?
If you’s scream white bitch I’s kill ya!
What is the difference between a nigger and
a
snow tire?
Snow tires don’t sing when you slap the
chains on them.
What do you call a nigger with a I.Q. of 15?
Gifted.
A nigger with a I.Q. of 150?
Tribe.
What’s the definition of the great American
dream?
All the niggers go back to Africa with a
mexican and a jew under each arm.
What do you call 100 parachuting niggers?
Skeet!
What's the difference between a truckload
of nigger babies and a truckload of bowling
balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a
pitchfork!
What’s black, tan, brown and red?
My Doberman chewing up a gangbanger.
Why did all the niggers really die in
Vietnam?
When the Sergeant said: "get
down!" The niggers started to dance.
What's green, pink and purple and orange?
A nigger all dressed up for church!
How do you tell that a nigger was shot in
the head?
By the hole in his ghetto-blaster!
How many men does it take to carry a niggers
coffin?
Eight, six to carry the coffin and two to
carry the ghetto-blaster!
Why did the ape commit suicide?
He heard that he might have evolved from a
nigger!
How do you get the gangbanger out of a tree?
cut the rope!
What do the skins and steroids have in
common?
Both make niggers run real fast!
What do you say to a nigger in a three piece
suit?
"Will the defendant please
rise."
What is the difference between a dead dog in
the road and a dead gangbanger?
Skid marks in front of the dog; burn out
patch in front of the gangbanger!
Why did "Wacko Jacko" go to
Kmart?
Because he heard that little boys pants were
half off!
What do you call one white guy surrounded by
three niggers?
Victim!
Why don’t sharks attack niggers?
Sharks think that niggers are whale shit!
How was break dancing first invented?
Little gang-niggers trying to steal hubcaps
off moving cars!
How many gang-bangers does it take to paint
a
wall?
One if you throw the monkey hard enough!
What's the best way to starve a nigger?
Hide the monkeys food stamps under his work
boots!
What do you call a unborn baby nigger?
Janitor in a can!
Why did god give niggers rhythm?
Because he fucked up their hair, nose and
lips.
Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.
Why can't nigger women become nuns?
Because they can't get used to saying
'superior' after 'Mother'.
How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a
Cadillac?
Don't worry, they'll figure it out.
What's yellow and black and makes you
laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.
What's the difference between a porch
monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.
What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire.
How does the navy use niggers?
They debone them and use them as wetsuits.
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.
What is the primary reason for the US prison
system?
Nigger control! 44080.0395934666
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