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| THERE ISN'T MUCH TO KNOW ABOUT THE MAN REFERED TO AS MR. DIBBS so, it would be difficult to write a standard bio about him. Rather than attempt to do that we will simply state things we have heard and for the most part have confirmed about him. Although some of these facts a |
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THERE ISN'T MUCH TO KNOW ABOUT THE MAN REFERED TO AS MR. DIBBS so, it would be difficult to write a standard bio about him. Rather than attempt to do that we will simply state things we have heard and for the most part have confirmed about him. Although some of these facts are only rumors we can attest to the validity of 99.9% of the content listed here, so... enjoy.
Dibbs was born Claus Von Shingleworth to 3 Chevy farmers who continuously struck him with wet ant dung during the first 2 months he was alive. He began began DJing at the age of two when he discovered the area between his sac and his anus (the grey). He was a penis double for John Holmes and appeared in at least 25 porn flicks released in the 70s. He was born a midget. Dibbs has battled God on 4 seperate occasions but, has lost each time. However, we've heard about a new alliance with S.L.B. in an attempt to overthrow God and adeems power. He likes to lick things he finds laying on the ground. He has mastered the art of shapeshifting into various forms of animal dung. He has invented a number of things including but not limited to: poop, poop nad dagger, poopyman, 1200 poopers, sir poopalot, b-boys poopyground, jesus christ poopystar, poopo bell, poopball, tele-poopies, catpoop, the interpoop, micropoop, extrapoop, deep poople dynamics, antipoop, vinyl poopkeys, whose poop is it anyway?, dances with poop, poop and roll, sweet and sour poop, battlepoop, poop ina blanket, coca poopla, poopsie, poopy rolls, poopdancing, poop and tonic, and harrison ford.
Dibbs has been heard making reference to a being known as "SCHMEV 11" who Dibbs claims is the creator of all things he surveys, except for all things poopy and harrison ford but, he also insists these things were inspired by "SCHMEV 11". On a similar note he is apparently a follower of "SCHMEV 11" who he often refers to as "SCHMEVUS CHRIST". He once spent 4-5 years living with a human bag of garbage. Dibbs has appeared on every piece of recorded music ever created. Proof of this fact can be found at the famed "Crapdungheapofcornass Library" in Woodsreef, Ohalifornia. Dibbs can shape his poop into complex sentences, an event we have had the pleasure of witnessing. He can insert his finger 7 inches down his throat and not gag. He once weighed a whopping 347 lbs. Dibbs can punch you in the chin, then urinate on you and consider this event fun. Dibbs doesn't have real fingers as his were replaced by world reknown Dr. Adam Drucker in a rubber operating mishap.
UPDATE:
05.03.02 >>> SO HERE'S THE LATEST BATCH OF SHIT WE'VE FOUND OUT ABOUT DIBBS LITTLE "LIFE"..........ENJOY. Dibbs was really born in 1934 in a small puddle dance village in Bigamy, Peru to a plaid salesman named Pooter and a local puddle shaper named Teeter. In this tiny village he was nurtured in the art of skin weaving and anuspuncture until he left for Cincinnatti in the early 70's. It was at this time that he revolutionized the butt wiping world when he invented the 'Ass-Brillo', a device used to wipe and bloddy your ass in one clean sweep thus starting the whole 'Hot Pants' craze when people realized the blood made your ass red, giving the look of 'Hot Pants'. Say Word! Jump ahead a few years and enter Willie Maggot 'Lord of Froth' and this is where the world met Dibbs. Ever since being baptized in the Froth, Dibbs has been using music as a means of spreading the Froth through a special blend of fecal fun patches and subliminal messages. At this time this is all we can find out about his little "life???" so stayed tuned for more, but don't bet on it, dipshit.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO ON DIBBS PLEASE EMAIL IT TO TIMTANEYSNUTS@MRDIBBS.COM AND IF WE CAN CONFIRM IT WE WILL POST IT HERE FOR ALL TO SEE.
LOVE AND MOISTNESS, TIM TANEYS NUTS
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BASIC INFO & FAVORITES
concieved--(beside a rusted out pacer)
born--(June 16th 1921)
country of origin--(west brahnsweider, new hamyick)
birthsign--(gemarus)
weight--(somewhere between 0 and 800 pds.)
eyes--(smudge) height--(1 foot 61 inches)
penal length--(7 1/2 to 8 inches)
penal girth--(it won't choke you but, it's a mouthful)
pastimes--(oral sex and hitting unsuspecting victims)
favorite foods (moistcrotch)
deli meat (vagi-loaf)
animal meat (cantonese alley boar)
drink (caffeine and sugar free diet jolt cola)
vaginal flavor (sweet apple or butterscotch)
position (69)
punch (chinshot)
kick (kneebreak or chestshot)
Source: http://www.mrdibbs.com/index.php?level2=about |
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