My Bio: If you would like to know my life story, entirely, then you are going to have to ask extremely nicely.
Usually I charge £500 per Auto-Biography, But I'm thinking of committing suicide within the next 20 years therefore my nearest adversary may need to complete it for another £500.(or whatever he/she decides.
S.P JOHNSON
I Like: If the opposite of Like is Hate, (which we all know it is) and hate as it is described in the Bible; is to actually want someone or something DEAD.
Then the truth would be that I don't Hate anything. Therefore I like Everything.
Even though i do not Like everything.
In conclusion:
I can honestly say I don't hate anything.
I Dislike: I don't dislike anything unless stated otherwise.
(This is just to save me from sounding like a walking contradiction.) Craziest thing I've ever done: Micro-Dot L.S.D My Quote: Does this mean a quote a use regularly like 'What the Fuck, Man!'
Or does it mean a sentence i carry with me subconsciously everyday, the kind of sentence you say to yourself every morning in the mirror before lighting a cigarette and drinking coffee. A sentence of morale past down throughout the decades of your family history, the sentence underneath your families coat-of-arms. A sentence like 'WHAT THE FUCK MAN!'
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