My Bio: I was born a starving Ethiopean boy, digging out of dumpsters and swimming through soiled diapers. Then god came to me in the form of Tech N9ne, who asked me, "How many Tupac's and Jay-Z's and Master P's will they continue to play?" I was sent spiraling into a world of scripture and cyphers. I emerged as the world's leading paranormal researcher, and won the Nobel Prize in literature for my autobiography, "I kill bitches... It don't stop."
I now reside with Oprah Winfrey and Dr. Phil, up on a mountain, where no one is around. I also have to make weekly stops to see my kids, who live in a van, down by the river.I Like: Playing shows, after parties, naked girls, alcohol, la mota, a good hoodie, and a good cd to have sex to I Dislike: A hooker with cold hands. Craziest thing I've ever done: Tie: I got drunk and chased lightning up a creek/ I played a concert with the guitar covering my wang My Quote: "You must be the reason they're starving in Africa. |