I Like: Music,football,baseball,the beach,sex(duh),red bull,24-hour IHOPs,gots to have my hot fries,and hippies

I Dislike: fire crotches(people with red pubes,ew), eggs with ketchup,the damn dutch(not really), buzz kills

Craziest thing I've ever done: this dude said he'd give me 20 bucks to skate down a hill with a box over my head. yeah, i crashed, but the weed i bought with the money totally made me forget about the broken ribs.

My Quote: OH DAMN!!,

maybe that wasn't such a great idea,

kick ass dude!,

video games and booze go hand in hand,

right the fuck on,

i say fuck it,

okay you light it and I'll stand over there,

never trust anything with two sets of lips,

everyone enjoys a good mooning every once in a while,

sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains arouse me,

i'm afraid one day i'll meet god, he'll sneeze, and i won't know what to say,

'no' doesn't mean 'no' if you say it twice,

no ocifer, i haven't drank nothing to have today,

oh yeah, well your mom went to college,

never go to bed with the munchies,

never masterbate and drive(trust me),

irony is a bitch dude,

the police never think it's as funny as you do,

there's nothing sexier than a guy with a tree house,

i ain't that baby daddy,

it can't all be hookers and sunshine