| My Bio: one thing you should know is that my profile photo is a little outdated so I look alot different now. i also was in a band a couple years ago that is here isound. We were okay i guess. if you want anything else you can ask. oh, and my name is Bryan. I Like: Music,football,baseball,the beach,sex(duh),red bull,24-hour IHOPs,gots to have my hot fries,and hippies I Dislike: fire crotches(people with red pubes,ew), eggs with ketchup,the damn dutch(not really), buzz kills Craziest thing I've ever done: this dude said he'd give me 20 bucks to skate down a hill with a box over my head. yeah, i crashed, but the weed i bought with the money totally made me forget about the broken ribs. My Quote: OH DAMN!!,
maybe that wasn't such a great idea,
kick ass dude!,
video games and booze go hand in hand,
right the fuck on,
i say fuck it,
okay you light it and I'll stand over there,
never trust anything with two sets of lips,
everyone enjoys a good mooning every once in a while,
sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains arouse me,
i'm afraid one day i'll meet god, he'll sneeze, and i won't know what to say,
'no' doesn't mean 'no' if you say it twice,
no ocifer, i haven't drank nothing to have today,
oh yeah, well your mom went to college,
never go to bed with the munchies,
never masterbate and drive(trust me),
irony is a bitch dude,
the police never think it's as funny as you do,
there's nothing sexier than a guy with a tree house |