My Bio: I was born out back
Behind the chicken shack
I was raised in a cardboard box
And before when I was single
I used to hear the chicken jingle
That's how I learned the chicken rock
When I'm in the mood, dude
I get some nuggets and stuff
And head on down to the fights
I'm rolling in my wheelchair
Zipping down the hill
I'm screaming out "chicken"
In the middle of the night
When I first met my baby
I was sipping chicken gravy
And I thought I had to close up shop
(Weee pang!)
Now were wedding in a chapel
Eating chicken, drinking Snapple
Our chicken love you just can't stop
When I'm done a working
A sweating and a jerking,
And the bossman comes and tells me when
I'm going home to baby
Got my chicken, got my gravy
And we do the chicken dance againI Like: Sliced bread, music I listen to... I Dislike: Emo, screamo, or indie music, Limp Bizkit, gravity, XBOX, gangsta rap, reality TV, people who use dislike instead of hate so they don't hurt anyone's feelings. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of disliking? Craziest thing I've ever done: Pissed in a kid's $100 shoes for $1.25...don't ask, don't tell... My Quote: "If you don't agree with me, you're an asshole." |
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