My Bio: Place of birth Nil. no really its says so on my birth certificate. ok maybe they spell it a little different, but thats how you pronounce it. grew up in a haze of bong smoke, a flurry of fists, and sleepless nights. from a town called Sunbury in Victoria, Australia. back in the 70's my little town hosted Australia's equivalent to Woodstock. Music is in the veins and the water. damn hippies bathing in the river. dabbled with music a little as a teen, mostly concentrated on writing and wished everyday i was a singer in a band. i practised. still do. still not ready. ingrained fears (ask for more, and i may share). Anyway took up music as a drummer seriously at the end of 2003 after a major heart break, and have not looked back since. im relatively happy now. want more you gotta msg me. Bee in touch.
I Like:
*Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.
*Body modification
*Artistic brilliance
*humour
*testing peoples minds and their ability to comprehend.
*chess (im a pro!) elo 2098 1min games. think fast, its just a game dickwad.
I Dislike:
*twats
*the person who stole and my stuff when they robbed my house.
*most meat products, every meat bi-product erk
*bad music
*bad sex
*bad drugs
*filling out forms
*overly cheesey people
*the titanium plates grafted to the bones in my hand.
Craziest thing I've ever done:
Top 5 that immediately spring to mind in no particular order. there may be others better, but hey i gotta fill this space, its the best bit on the profile.
*Streaked a very public place in only a scarf, high heel clicking all the way.
*busted for burglary and D.O.D when i was 14 after getting reeeally stoned, got the munchies, so we broke into the canteen at one of the local primary schools.
*200km/ph down the highway in my Honda Prelude.
*Took GBH and nearly died, it sucked large portions. but i did a great "weekend at Bernies" impersonation.
*Broke up with a girl who in hingsight realised i was in love with.
My Quote:
"I dont make you feel guilty, just remind you of the fact." metalbee
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F Roberts
"ok pie, im going to bite the air like this *bite* and if you get eaten, its your own fault." Homer J Simpson aka messiah
"He is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" Monty Pythons.
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economise it. Mark Twain
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