| My Bio: I was a test tube baby. I outgrew my small glass tube and it shattered, leaving me in a puddle of synthetic amniotic fluid. I crawled to the edge of the table the tubes were being set on, and affixed my tiny self to some gum that a careless technician had stuck on the underside of the table. There I grew unbeknownst to the scientists and janitors. I kept on growing until I was about four years old, and then I bravely detached myself from the science table and escaped. I broke into a family's house and through some quick thinking and smooth talking was able to convince them that I was their long lost son. They took me in as one of their own and I haven't felt the urge to leave yet. I Like: My family, food, music, sleep, my inner circle of friends, and playing the drums. I Dislike: Bad food, bad music and waking up in the middle of a good dream. Waking up in general, really. I dislike that. Also my vast circle of childhood enemies that re-enter my life now and again. Craziest thing I've ever done: One time I actually convinced my friend that I had dated Christina Ricci. I was about thirteen at the time. My Quote: "Could the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries?"-Dr. Hunter S. Thompson |
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