I Like: comedy

tall women

not growing up

immaturity

llama's

snails (not to eat)

worms

Mango Juice

Nicoleta



joking around

anything to do with Michael Alig

I Dislike: I dislike shallow people
I hate cybering
I hate birthdays
I hate vision problems
I hate stomach problems

I HATE BAND ADDS, DO NOT ADD ME, EAT SHIT AND DIE

Craziest thing I've ever done: I've wasted so many great opportunities in life to be somebody and go somewhere, I make too many excuses, I have potential but I don't use it to the disgust and disappointment of some people, I think I may be scared of success, it seems to hold me back a lot

My Quote: "I think it is the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately" - George Carlin RIP :(

“It was the Best of times, it was the Worst of times, it was the age of Wisdom, it was the age of Foolishness, it was the Epoch of Belief, it was the Epoch of Incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of Hope, it was the winter of Despair, we had Everything before us, we had Nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way…” - Charles Dickens


"There are times, when the drugs are flowing and the emotions are running high, the lights and music can make you dizzy -- and the world slips out of control.

It's like a car accident that happens too quickly...you can't stop it, you can't think about it, you just have to lean back, and watch as everything changes forever.

You've lost control, you say to yourself, as the wheel of the world slips from your hands -- "It's happening too fast" -- and all you can do is wait for the ride to end, the car to crash, the world to stop.

It's like chasing after time, chasing after the things that have already happened, because the drugs have made you too slow. You're thick and awkward, but if you can just catch up, then maybe you can grab it, maybe you can grab at time and stop it --

But no.

It's already happened.

You have no choice. Play it out." - Michael Alig

"if I plead out to this 10 year thing the deal is they are still gonna want to charge me with murder instead of manslaughter", ( "while laughing" "you don't get a VCR if you get charged with murder" hahahaha) - Michael Alig


"Nobody's Gonna Pick You Up.....Cuz They're Kickin' You Down The Hill"


"You Better Learn Fast From Face Plants.....Especially If You're Pretty hahaha" - Me