My Bio: **Attention all Artists**
Please don't send me a friend request and expect me to add you unless I like the style of music you play. This is definitely not personal. It's just a preference of music. If I like the stuff you play, chances are you will be added. If you are a rap or country artist or play really shitty music, chances are that I won't add you.
Now, onto my "Bio". I'm just a teenager in the middle of nowhere that loves metal. I really hate the town I go to school in. Hell, the most productive business in Cook is probably the dollar store (not joking). I'm really not a big fan of sports, I like phy ed a lot, but all the practices, games and coaches are the reasons that I don't like regular team sports. Ebay is one of my favorite things to do. I sell and buy metal CDs and I also sell CDs from my parents' sorry ass excuse of a taste in music (they listen to a channel on Sirius Satellite Radio called Sirius Disorder, which is quite weird). Recently I got a job at a bar 7 miles away from my house (I live in the country, so that is quite close). All I've really done so far at the bar is wash dishes and cook pizzas. I'm basically the "dish bitch" because I'm so young. I am probably the pickiest eater you'll ever meet. But who really gives a shit about my life anyway?
Now, onto the music, the primary reason why I joined Isound instead of MySpace. You could pretty much consider me a metalhead. I like music from almost every genre of metal especially the really heavy stuff like speed, thrash, death, and black metal. I also love power metal and plain old Heavy metal like Ozzy, Maiden, Sabbath and Dio.I Like: heavy metal, Allofmp3.com, Tivo, Knowledge Bowl (a "sport" where teams of the smartest kids from a grade compete against smart kids from other schools), my Ibanez guitar, ebay, eating, Isound, sleeping, driving, buying CDs, selling CDs, Grand Theft Auto (III, Vice City, or San Andreas) or any other violent videogame I Dislike: jocks, people that stab you in the back, people that can't make commitments, the DMV, driving school, behind the wheel training, basically anything involved with getting a driver's license, typing class, the high school that I go to, final fantasy and any other gay anime games in which the gamer lives in their mom's basement at age 25, school lunches, algebra, copy protected CDs, ultra Conservatives, ultra Liberals, Bush and his gayass excuse of an administration, the war in Iraq, the fact that flu vaccine is nearly impossible to get in Blue States and that it is practically given away at gas stations in states like Idaho, the fact that Blue States treat criminals better than the victims, racists, homophobes, my Ipod, the shit music my dad listens to, Rap, Rappers, White Rappers, people who blast rap from their car stereos, anything to do with rap, Country, Christian Rock, Pop, teeny boppers, Sluts from my school, the trillion STD's that spread like wildfire throughout my school, AOL, Direcway, Sam Goody, "free" magazine offers that end up charging 30 bucks on your credit card, homecoming, jocks, KMart stores that don't let you buy Parental Advisory CDs unless you're 17 fuckin'years old, the fact that good metal CDs are impossible to find unless you live in New York or a country like Britain, jocks My Quote: a crackhead will steal your stuff and get out of there, a tweaker will steal your stuff and help you look for it |