| My Bio: ....under construction.... I Like: PAUL RODRIGUEZ!!!!, Travis McCoy, kind, sincere, generous guys, funny & silly people, SHOPPING, Clueless (the movie), my friends, my family, football, & being random :) I Dislike: Racism, rude people, ignorant people, stinky people, people that chew with their mouths open or eat w/o napkins, stinky attitudes, LIL BOOSIE FANS, Bow Wow & his legion of followers, & I'll think of somemore Craziest thing I've ever done: hehehe i'll never tell My Quote: To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.
-Michael Jordan
That chick's like mad because goth music went out in the 90's.
~Robot Chicken
Wedding Crashers
~John: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
[makes sputtering motorboat noise]
Jeremy: You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
John: No, what's wrong with you?
Jeremy: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
John: Drop it.
Jeremy: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John: Drop it!
[starts walking away]
Jeremy:Why dont you go enjoy yourself while i go upstairs and ice my balls and spit up blood "Team Player" |