| My Bio: i. i'm sam. i'm a princess. and i rock. i do the running man in parking lots. i leave my number with the tip. i laugh out loud at the movie theatre. i backwash. i wish the world was a nudist colony. i love my body. i don't want to lose weight. i spend $25 on four flavors of jelly beans. last night, i dreamed of cheeseburgers and killing evil people. i still sleep with at least one teddy bear. i eat cold pizza for breakfast and enjoy it. i burp louder than your older and younger brother combined. i like the taste of blood. i seriously identify with uma's character in kill bill. i am a dork. i am happy with my dorkdom. i get the mail in my towel. i have a fantastic ass. i wear different sunglasses and change my hairsyle whenever i go to a specific wendy's, so the drive through people won't recognize me. i have been known to stalk people. i keep grudges from eight years ago. i like kissing. i like hugging. i'm a bitch. i hold grudges from six years ago. i like to giggle like a school girl. i actually own a real magic wand. i truly believe that wand does magic. i have serious anger management issues but i am still one of the sweetest people alive. i use a machete to cut through red tape. I Like: andy warhol, angelina jolie, antiques, appel farm, b.d.wong, being a hater, being a jewish hottie, being a princess, being bitter, being cooler than you, being photographed, black and white photos, british accents, cherry coke, computers, dancing, diamonds, digital cameras, fashion, feminism, gay rights, glitter, guns, handcuffs, harry potter, haute couture, james bond, judd nelson, law & order:svu, lighters, manhattan, mix cds, mixtapes, muscle cars, my saab, new york, orbit gum, photography, pink, planned parenthood, poe, porsche, princesses, pro choice, psychology, puppies, purple, randomly speaking en francais, reading, rocky horror picture show, saab, shoes, sports cars, star gazing, strangers with candy, techies, theatre, thora birch, tim burton, victoria's secret, vintage clothing, voodoo, winona ryder, writing in my various journals. I Dislike: the Catholic Church, adament pro-lifers, bad music that thinks it's good music. Craziest thing I've ever done: Woke up this morning. I think that was pretty crazy. My Quote: "I can resist everything except temptation." -Oscar Wilde
"Fuck that shit!" -Me. |
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