I Like: making hamburgers out of recycled trash...driving down the street late at night with a grim reaper mask on...returning boxer shorts to wal-mart with a big dog turd in them and claiming it was there when i bought them and want my money back...feeding time at my praying mantis farm...barking at my dog...naming my dog 'satan' then calling my dogs name out loud at the dog park, while we play catch... gluing quarters to the ground on a busy sidewalk...attatching a few baby blue colored helium ballons to a model flying saucer made of foil and letting it go on a hot bright summers day.

I Dislike: having to take a dump in a crowded public restroom...

Craziest thing I've ever done: i tried communicating an agreement with the roaches in a old apartment i used to live in. i'd give them water and feed them before i go to bed every night, so long as i never see, feel or know they've been in my food and belongings at anytime.

My Quote: i don't sign autographs, i sell them.