| My Bio: When I was born, my mom threw me in a trash can. I was raised by a little she-man named Jeddy, my whole childhood I didn't earn a penny. I saved up for five weeks just to eat at Denny's™. I was only 2 when I comited a felony, I spray painted a building in Kentucky and they took me to the station and made me clean with a mop and thats when I found out I loved to run from the cops. I didn't need school I was ready to get paid I got all Fs and dropped out in 2nd grade. I car-jacked some fat guy when I was 12, man driving under age is fun as hell. At age 13 I was lean and mean, my homies and my cousins called me the Basil Machine. I found a wounded cat and named him Dinkter, boy that cat had a smelly shfinkter.We were best friends we were bros, until Fat Johnny killed him a couple years ago. Now I'm an official Cincinnati Riot. Dinkter arose from the dead but I just Shot it. It didn't really matter to me. Alright I got to go pee, and mabey a little poo, i'll do it in your pool cause Pool Boy told me to. And all yall know I'm on the top, and in case you didn't know I love to run from the cops. I Like: Doing what Pool boy tells me to, music, Rapping, and fighting. I Dislike: Republicans, Christians, Non-Anarchists, and School Craziest thing I've ever done: Read my bio and decide for yourself. My Quote: "Cause Pool Boy Told Me To©" |