sexy_babe451 | Jan 6th, 2006 @ 10:39 AM
BODY MEETING :
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge !!
If you don't send this to at least 8 people....
who gives a S--T
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sexy_babe451 | Oct 28th, 2005 @ 2:00 PM
some people tell me
that your not my kind
and i believe them
but i cant get you off my mind
some people tell me
that i should stay away
maybe i'll do that
some other day
cause it feels right
and it feels good
and i dont always do what i should
and i know what makes me happy
and in my heart
you are it exactly
i dont wanna do right
i just want you tonight
not just only in my dreams
save my best behavoir
for a little later
cause im only 17
think i made my mind up
i got time to grow up
face responsibility
livin in the moment
keppin my heart open
while im only 17
ill learn my lessons
and ill make mistakes
and if i get burned
well its my heart to break
it isnt easy
hearing what they say
sometimes you gotta
take a leap of faith
because it feels right
and it feels good
and im gonna do some thing stupid
just this once i wanna feel like
i can do what i want
when i hold tight
any one
who's ever been
in love
has got to know
what it means
to have a dream
and no one can
say any thing
to change my mind
no, not this time |
sexy_babe451 | Sep 18th, 2005 @ 2:25 PM
Sep 17th, 2005 @ 6:30 PM
YOU'VE BIN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |BEAUTIFUL TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLY BEAUTIFUL! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS BEAUTIFUL |
B-ill | Sep 7th, 2005 @ 2:13 AM
thanks for da bounce! hi |
sexy_babe451 | Aug 31st, 2005 @ 11:41 AM
hey sis up date ur profile |
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