I Like: MY BOYFRIEND ZEKE

JOSEPH(NOT #1 AND NEVER WILL BE)

music
dancing
candy
phone
laying on the beach
tanning
school
being by my self
writing
reading
drawing
friends
having a good time
lickin
smoken
drinkin
cars
reading and writing poetry
shopping
concerts
clubs
freaks
tweakin
St Louis Cardnals
Quincy Blue Devils
Noter Dame Raiders
foot ball
basket ball
cleaning
make up
shoppin
da mall
walking
kids
adderal
skate boards
k*swiss
airwalks
mudd
lei
lucky

I Dislike: snakes im horrified,liver,people who talk a lot of shit,skanks,posers,haters,people who dont even try,Back stabbing bitches,bordom,losers,cheaters,punks
baby killers,abortion,drug users,acoholics

Craziest thing I've ever done: 1.Fell in love over the phone with some one i didnt even know in person.

2.Stole a church van and drove it to another state.

3.become captain of the cheerleading team and get kicked off for getting in to a fight with another team.

My Quote: "I didnt lose the keys this time i lost the whole damn car"

"Im trying to see things from your point of view, but i cant get my head that far up my ass"

"I am not a bitch, I am the bitch"

"I want to be barbie, the bitch has everything"

"Dont hate me because your boyfriend wants me"

"I'm so great, I'm jealus of myself"

"The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(hmmmmmmmmm...)

"I'd tell you face to face but who wants to stare at that?"

"I'm not that kind of girl, but i could be"

"I wasnt born a bitch, men like you made me that way"

"SHUT UP... No one cares about your pathetic little problems"

"I know ppl that know ppl that know ppl which you found out personally, shit happens get ready to know my boys really personally" Joseph E Nordstrom (slim_shady19832000)

"HERES A POEM
SEX!!!DRUGS!!!ROCK N ROLL!!! DRINK A FIFTH SMOKE A BOWL LIFES A BITCH THEN YOU DIE (FUCK THE WORLD)LETS GO GET HIGH!!!"

"Im hott...your not...so what!!!whatcha gonna do about that....shit"

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real." Tupac Shakur

"I believe that everything that you do bad comes back to you. So everything that I do that's bad, I'm going to suffer from it. But in my mind, I believe what I'm doing is right. So I feel like I'm going to heaven" Tupac Shakur

"It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who took up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter." Eminem

"Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself." Leo Buscaglia

"You have a sister,a daughter,a nephew,and people in this house who care about you,dont trow your life away. i will always believe in you." ME

"If one day you feel like crying...Call me. I dont promise you that... i will make you laugh but I can cry with you."

"If one day you want to run away-dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask you to stop but I can run with you."
"If you got a trick, I got a treat."

"If one day you dont want to listen to any body; call me and...I promise to be quiet"

"But if one day you call and there is no answer...come fast to see me...perhaps I need you..."

"ALL
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex"

"I'm tellin you right now fuck with me I will fuck you up, fuck with my family I will fuck you up, fuck with my friends I will fuck you up... so eather way you gettin fucked up!!!"

"Sex is a evil...evil is a sin....sins are forgiven....so lets begin!"

"Men come in 3 sizes....small....medium....and..OH MY GOD"

"I dont wanna seem like a tease...but will u unzip my zipper please?!?! "

"nik nak paddy wak the old lady gave her dog a bone and when she bent down the dog gave her a bone of her own"

"Children in the dark cause accidents... accidents in the dark cause children."


"*SEX DRUGS ROCK N ROLL SPEED WEED BIRTH CONTROL.LIFES A BITCH THEN YOU DIE FUCK THIS SHIT LETS GET HIGH.TO ALL YOU PREPS THAT THINK YOURE KEWL,FUCK YOU GUYS STONERS RULE* STONERS PLEDGE"

"lik mi dik can u suk cock will ya lik mi balls fuk u and no u dirdy ruff" Antony

"What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there? What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend, some dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave"

" the best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart"