It is my pleasure to tell you of the scintillating story of how the Scissor Sisters came to be.
A brilliant Jake Shears walked up to Babydaddy, who just happened to be a multi-instrumentalist. Ok, they were introduced, and I'm pretty sure it wan't a coincidence, but God, I'm the one writing the biography. Anyways, the fun began when they decided to join what I like to call "genius forces" to make music together. Then, they agreed on their name. (isn't it cute?)
Apparently, they're very into sex. I wonder why. Let me see, we've got Jake, go-go dancer. But, it was to raise money for a college trip. Such a noble guy, that Jake.
Then, in New York, they joined "genius forces" once again with Ana Matronic. Some things really are just meant to be.
Yeah, so what, she was a cabaret hostess. Good times, good times.
They made their wonderous live debut in 2001, and are now obviously joined by Del Marquis and Patrick Seacor. Like I neede to inform you of that. I bet you know...
And now, obviously, their "genius-ness"
is filling the world. Apparently they want to play some country stuff soon. I'm up for it!
I hope you've enjoyed the scintillating story of how the Scissor Sisters came to be.
Bio written by: losersalwayswin |
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