| The Sonic Vandals
Biography.
Bought together in the winter of 2004 by a mixture of haphazard events and football injuries, The Sonic Vandals are a mixture of original ideas, laddish style and musical taste. Described in the press as dance rock hooligans…..
Personnel:
Vocals: Tim Brown
Legendary for his wearing of lampshades and women’s clothing can often be found trawling the streets muttering his chat up line… ’Gis us a fag darling’.. black eyes and sore shins seem to come in equal measures.
Lead Guitar: John Page
Pilloried for his love of the lightening seeds, John has been found hiding in closets playing air guitar to “A Small Slice of Heaven” …(we are trying to beat it out of him)
Rhythm Guitar / Bass Guitar: Nathan ‘The Rug’ Robinson
Often spotted with a harem of Afghan women in tow, eagerly awaiting the dropping of chest hair to help them twine a fine Afghan Rug.
Drums: Tom Ferry (relation of Brian)
Living proof that not all hairdressers are Gay; Tom is a one-man testosterone army modelling his legacy on the Genghis Khan gene pool. He has a firm belief that playing drums is like making love to a beautiful women…….(eak!)
Bass Guitar/ Keyboards: Simon Parkhouse
Prised out of rock and roll retirement he has recently purchased a tartan shopping trolley to transport his well worn bass guitar. If you find him rocking in a corner mumbling a stone roses baseline in a dribbling stupor, just add water.
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