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What's YOUR favorite song?
Mine is Little Bitch... I think...
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losersalwayswin |
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i'd say my favorite specials song is ghost
town. | zelig77 |
O great, now you got me questioning my
answer... | losersalwayswin |
| sorry man.... | zelig77 |
| shes a girl... but mmkay whatever | LadiesMan |
| derp! sorry, miss.... | zelig77 |
| You'd better be... I have a paddle. | losersalwayswin |
getting back-sass from someone born in 1991
makes me feel old as hell.....i'm gonna go
stick my head in a microwave now. | zelig77 |
I bet you're not that old... THAT
(keyword)... | losersalwayswin |
take your age, and double it, then subtract
1. | zelig77 |
I've known your age for a LONG time.
That's why you MAKE the profile, isn't
it? | losersalwayswin |
why you little.....yes, that's why you
make it, i suppose....so people can know all
the many boring details of your existence. | zelig77 |
Don't call me little. The last guy who did
that is in a wheelchair because of it. | losersalwayswin |
yeah, they probably had to sit down in it, so
they could talk to you face to face, shrimpy. | zelig77 |
Care to say that again, or should I just kick
your ass right now? What the hell, I'll
even give you a free shot. No, rape
doesn't count, although I probably
wouldn't even mind... | losersalwayswin |
ummmmm....i'm not even sure how to begin
to respond to that. | zelig77 |
i see you like the scissor sisters. they are
pretty cool. i've been listening to that
cd alot lately. | zelig77 |
Scissor Sisters is the most perverted band
name I have ever heard... | losersalwayswin |
| ... that I didn't think of myself. | losersalwayswin |
scissors sisters is perverted? whu? what
about the circle jerks, or pussy galore?
those are pretty perverted names...... | zelig77 |
I love those ones too! I mean, *cough*
that's just wrong. Wrong, but so right...
And I was fucking with your head. I know
there are plenty more perverte names out
there, but I just assumed you were timid. I
mean, after all, you ARE in a
"relationship" as the more
elderly call it, and she most likely, fucks
with your head (and some other things too...
hehe hehe) much more than I ever could. | losersalwayswin |
***perverted
I'm a sick, sick girl... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! | losersalwayswin |
you do know i didn't make up those band
names, right? they are actual bands, and they
rule with large pointy sticks. and yes, you
are a sick little puppy. you don't really
talk like a 13 yr old, and it's a little
disturbing. your parents should lock you in
the basement, because yer obviously trouble.
there are alot of friggin weird ass psychos
out in the world, and you gotta watch what
you say to people. you get me, munchkin? | zelig77 |
Yeah yeah, I know... but they're really
not SUPERIOR bands or anything... and it's
a free country, I can say what I want. Wait,
no, I can't, Bush is still president.
Yeah, I'm fucked over until January. And
munchkin is not my name... actually, I have a
very nice joke for that one, but it's too
perverted for your young ears. No, just
fucking with you. But still, it's NOT safe
to call me that. And my parent have locked me
in the basement several times... *mock me
here* Trust me, they've learned NEVER to
do that again... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! | losersalwayswin |
***parents
WHAT A WASTER! | losersalwayswin |
what the whu? calling you munchkin is a bad
idea? how so, munchkin? and why did your
parents lock you in the basement?? what the
who??? confusing me.... | zelig77 |
I was being a bad bad girl... *smirk* No, I
seriously was. But actually I wasn't being
bad, I just got detention for a month. It
wasn't my fault I swear! The principal
felt me up and I smacked him and got pissed
off and he gave me detention for
"disrespecting authority." I
mean, what the fuck? What happened to my
respect? O yeah, that's right, I don't
have any. Bush is still president. Dammit. | losersalwayswin |
Yeah, so my parents still think I was just
being bad, but they don't know... and so
they made me stay in the basement with no TV.
But I didn't really care, I never really
watch TV. | losersalwayswin |
lol--i don't think you can blame bush for
yer principal molesting you, but bush is a
douchebag. if yer principal really did that,
then there should be someone you can tell
that would listen, cause that's just
wrong. maybe a teacher or guidance counselor,
or nurse. somebody! | zelig77 |
Well, technically he's not the principal
of my school... *long story* But anyway, why
would I tell? He's 30... and pretty hot! | losersalwayswin |
He is an asshole though... you know, he's
married to a model. But I think she just
married him for his money... because models
never have good taste in men. Actually, most
of them have NO taste in men if you know what
I mean... *wink... wink* | losersalwayswin |
yes, i've had many models reject me, so
i'd have to agree they have shitty taste.
are you sure yer 13? cause you don't sound
like yer 13......shouldn't you be more
concerned with who won the dodgeball game at
school? | zelig77 |
No, I'm more of a politician. My whole
life is politics. And yes, I am 13... until
next year. | losersalwayswin |
yer whole life is politics?? how so, small
female? how is that even possible?? yer 13!!
man, you are one bizarre little chick......i
don't mean that in a bad way, but where do
you get this stuff? | zelig77 |
I'm a writer. And as for politics,
POLITICS RULE! All the lies, the deceit...
the cheating... I can't get enough
politics. Now, when you hear a 13-year-old
complaining about deficits, maybe there's
a problem. I admit it, I'm obsessed, but
hey, it's just my hunger for knowledge
kicking in again. I'm just like that. The
more I know, the more I write. The more I
read. The more I want to know more. I'm a
knowledge machine. My need to know everything
about everything and to have an opinion on it
may be drastic, but that's just the way I
am. So, although I will admit that for
someone as young as me, my literary and
political knowledge being questionable,
people are going to think I'm weird, and,
inevitably, find my style of writing
abhorrent. Thus, being fully aware of this,
and also knowing that I love attention, I
write more. People make fun, but when I end
up writing the best account of today's
political world, using examples they
foolishly set before me, they'll shut up.
Lastly, me being bizarre. I'm different.
Shoot me. | losersalwayswin |
holy. fucking. shit. i cannot believe what i
just read.....let me go read that
again........................................
...............ok. i'm sorry i just
can't believe that you are in actuality,
13 years of age! i can't! ok, let's
assume you are....if that's true, i would
love to enlist you as one of my minions. when
i become dictator of the universe, i'm
going to need a cabinent of evil geniuses,
and i think i just found my first appointee!
holy sweet jesus, in a smokin birch bark
canoe! ok...i'm going to let you pick your
position. let's see...we've got the
secretary of death, the secretary of the dept
of propaganda, and cover up.....the director
of privacy intrusion, and the minister of
bling. i'm thinkin you'd be gereat for
the secretary of the dept of propaganda, and
cover up, but whatever floats yer boat! may i
recommend some films to help you in this
regard? JFK, All the Presidents Men, The
Parallax View, and Spartan. also, some
required reading: 1984, Fahrenheit 451,
Animal Farm, Brave New World, The Iron Heel,
WE, and Watchmen. go forth and study these
materials. i will gather more for you to
immerse your evil intellect, and we will rule
with iron fists made of......iron....... | zelig77 |
also, i cannot stress enough how NOT weird
you are. if everything yer saying to me is
true....(that's a big if), then you are
possibly one of the coolest kids on planet
earth. i still can't believe it, but i
want to, i'll tell you that much. my hopes
were quickly fading for the youth of america.
what's yer name anyway? i'm just askin,
cause i have a feeling i'm gonna hear it
down a few years down the road..... | zelig77 |
| Victoria | losersalwayswin |
And I'm sorry, but taking over the world
and ruling it impulsively, forcing innocent
people to suffer was MY idea first, like 3
years ago. But, if you want to join me... ok,
but being a fucking "minion"
isn't my forte. Losersalwayswin is no
one's bitch. But I will join you as long
as I get a less subordinate role. And I get
to kill George Bush. Deal? Deal. And yes, I
am 13 and proud of it. I'm actually
shocked. I thought you were going to insult
me. | losersalwayswin |
And I can't pick a position... I love them
all. | losersalwayswin |
ummmmmm, first of all, i'm 25. i think i
probably thought of being dictator on the
universe before you did. the math is stacked
against you on that one, kid.
secondly, it may not be the greatest idea
for you to say such things about our
president online, no matter how much you
despise him. it will get the secret service
at your door pretty quickly, trust me. not to
mention a file with the FBI. that may sound
"cool", but it's not. i'm
not bitching at you, just looking out for
you, because i think you have a brilliant
future. i'm mainly concerned you may be
too smart for your own good, and you'll
end up down a path of self destruction out of
frustration. take it from me, cause i speak
from experiance. i chose a more benign path
than most, but the end result is the same.
i'm now nothing but a disappointment to
everyone, including myself. i do nothing but
let people down, because they see my
potential, and i never live up to it. stay
focused is what i'm saying, and chose yer
battles wisely. you can be the one to change
the world.
lastly, that last comment of yours better
not be innuendo, cause you may quite possibly
be a genius, but you are too young to be
talking that way to people. enjoy being a
kid, cause it seriously doesn't get any
better than that. sorry to sound like a
crotchety old man, but as much as i enjoy
talking to you, i won't encourage that
type of stuff between you and me, ok? it's
just wrong. | zelig77 |
| You nasty perv... that is NOT what I meant. | losersalwayswin |
Fine I will say job instead of position, but
you said position in the first place. And if
I want to talk about my detestation of George
Bush, I can do so until my face turns into a
rainbow. Or until I get arrested. Twelve
times. They woudn't be able to stop me.
*muahahahahahahahaha* | losersalwayswin |
I mean come on, if you can find me one Secret
Service agent who knows... well, more than
me. And I don't even mean that in an
I'm-smart way, I mean it in an
anyone-knows-more-than-those-incompetent-dere
licts way. I'm a bitch. | losersalwayswin |
ok, just don't say i didn't warn you,
when they come a knockin on your
door........actually, someone might have to
read yer comments and report them for you to
be questioned. the chances of that aren't
too high, but you never know...i may not like
our president, but i don't need extra
attention from the government. we're
already halfway to "1984"
already as it is--i don't need them
knowing how many times i take a piss each
day, or something ridiculous like
that.....don't trust em as far as i can
throw em, and i can't throw em very far. | zelig77 |
| So, how about that world domination? | losersalwayswin |
well first, we need money. lots of it. any
ideas on how to go about procuring the moolah
we require? | zelig77 |
| --- | losersalwayswin |
Nasdaq just went up 5.2% after going down
1.3% so the chances of us tripling our money
if we invest $500,000 on New Year's is
95%. And my parents are filthy rich. Yeah.
But what would I know, I'm just a stupid
kid. | losersalwayswin |
you watch the stock market? i don't have
much faith in that to make the
money.....it's basically gambling, you
realize that, right? i feel safer with
something like.....bank robbery. let's do
that instead. you can pretend to be a lost
schoolgirl, and distract the guards by crying
and stuff, and i'll clean the vault!!
gogogogogogogo!!! | zelig77 |
One problem, Einstein, I don't cry. How
about I just seduce them instead and then
when they touch me I'll beat them up. How
juvenile.
And yeah, so what, the stock market is like
gambling, but I sure do know how to gamble. | losersalwayswin |
you don't cry? it's called
acting......
and i know someone who thought the same thing
about the stock market, and he lost all his
money, then ended up selling drugs, and
hooked on ecstacy and coke, and got thrown in
a loony bin. | zelig77 |
I can't act, goddammit.
You think I'm dumb, don't you?
*pissed off*
I'm never talking to you again...
*gets bored*
Yeah, so how's it going? | losersalwayswin |
you can't act? maybe i'll have to kick
you in the shins, before we go in there, to
make you cry. method acting, they call it. | zelig77 |
You can't make me cry.
That'll just make me kick you back.
And colleagues aren't to argue.
I have a plan anyways... | losersalwayswin |
| well? let's hear it then! | zelig77 |
I say we just hold a fake charity for the
tsunami victims... all the saps will buy it.
And, if I'm feeling charitable...
See? It's theft for a good cause.
| losersalwayswin |
so.....after we raise money for the tsunami
victims, how are WE going to get money for
US?? jeeez....let's stay focused here... | zelig77 |
holy crapatola!!! i just realized under
bush's new bill, if we steal lotsa money,
then donate it to the tsunami relief fund,
we'd get a huge tax break!! cha-ching!!! | zelig77 |
| No shit, Sherlock. | losersalwayswin |
smell that?...........it's yer attitude,
and it STINKS!! | zelig77 |
Eh, you like it and you know it. :)
Can we please just take over the world now? I
have a new, more ingenius plan. It may seem
pretty stupid and paradoxical in the
beginning, but I swear it's good.
And I'm not being facetious either. | losersalwayswin |
does it involve the genocide of midgets?
cause if so, i'm in!! | zelig77 |
| Actually, it does. | losersalwayswin |
awesome!!!! those squatty bastards scare the
turds out of my butt! i say we exile them to
one of the Aleutian islands, and then release
about 700 timber wolves loose there, and see
who wins! | zelig77 |
On one condition... we must drown the losers
afterwards. Either that, or use them to be
our evil minion slaves. | losersalwayswin |
i'll agree to that on one
condition.....only if the wolves win. | zelig77 |
| That was the plan, mah deah... | losersalwayswin |
hmmmmm....just thought of one little problem.
if the wolves win, that would mean the
midgets are most likely dead, so how would we
either drown, or make minions out of their
bloated corpses? | zelig77 |
MINE IS GHOST TOWN !!!! THATS A DOPE SONG O
AND A MESSAGE TO U RUDY!! | la_coo_ooi |
| We can arrange something... | losersalwayswin |
| Where did he go? :( | losersalwayswin |
heh, how off topic you all are. Little Bitch
as an original, but the covers of Do the Dog
and Too Hot are fantastic. | lobotomy-activist |
*nods*
*has nothing to say*
*coughs*
Yep.
THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY
LOSERSALWAYSWIN'S EVIL ASSASSINATION
POSSE, COPYRIGHT, 2005.
[DEFEATING JUSTICE, ONE IDIOT AT A TIME.] | losersalwayswin |
| yeah!! | vampyre88 |
| ok!! | losersalwayswin |
Why the fuck is no one talking about the
specials on this one of the greatest bands
ive ever heard & and teers in my beer is my
favorite song. | 2-Tone-Army |
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